I use Facebook quite a bit. One of the main reason being fanpages. Although I don’t update as much on Facebook, it happens to play a big part in what I do. Facebook has thousands and thousands of fanpages. From big brands to start-ups, almost everyone has a fanpage. Some are struggling to get it going and others gain thousands of members overnight. I was just going through the live feed earlier and came across a few pages that are just pointless. They are so pointless and dumb that it’s almost fun watching it grow and see people interact and communicate.
Anyways, below you will find 10 dumbest fanpages on facebook and they all have one thing in common – they all have thousands of fans. Some the creator has updated once and it simply took off through fan participation. Check it out. It’s dumb but it’s just fun to look at. And not to mention, it’s fascinating how some fanpages just take off without having to really do much, especially the ones below. Enjoy.
I Close My Eyes For a Second and Then Wake Up and I’ve Slept For Two Hours
I Hate When People Bring Up a Mistake You Made a Long Time Ago
Hey Coach, How About You Try Running That Much
I Hate When One String of My Hoodie Becomes Longer That The Other
I Hate When Your Falling Asleep and You Think Your Falling So You Flinch
I Bet Males Can Reach 1 Million Before Females Do
I Bet Females Can Reach 1 Million Before Males Do
Where The Hell Did My Pencil Just Go
I Hate When You Can’t Tell If Someone Is a Boy or Girl
I Can’t Just Push The Crosswalk Button Once. I Need To Push It Like Six Times
Here’s another fresh dumb Facebook fan page for homeowners to whine
If I Had Home Repair Skills I Would Fix…
What do you think? There are way too many of these and if I started compiling them it would take me weeks, if not months. So go ahead and share some that you have come across.
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The OCD-designer/lifehacker in me hates that these are fan pages instead of groups!!!
Ohh next up I will compile a few groups for you
Haha, awesome. The annoying groups are easy to ignore, but for some reason it just… bugs me… when I see fan pages that are phrases or things that deserve a group page not a fan page! I mean I’m fine with a fan page being “texts in the middle of the night” but “I Hate This & That” makes no sense. I’m a fan of “hating this & that!” .. uh, what?
i joined some of them
There are so many bad ones. Let me take a look at my Facebook feed.
“I also hate it when people use their status to write a Daily Schedule”
“No, I Will Not Change My Profile Picture To My Favorite Pokémon.”
“Not Being Pregnant.”
“Pretending to Text in Awkward Situations”
“Texting the person next to you stuff you cant say out loud”
“63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status”
“I hate when people take too long to text back!”
“I Hate Getting Texts That Only Say “k”"
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The kid who always yells in the middle of class, “OMG IT’S SNOWING!!!!!!”"
See, I personally think blog posts calling popular groups dumb is pretty fucking idiotic, but I guess your tastes differ from mine.
Thanks for adding more to the list Samantha. Fun stuff.
@Anony : Well, what can I say. Look at the top see it says : “rant” this is one of those. You were warned. I don’t write on this blog just for others to read, I write it cause I want to. But I have taken your suggestion. However, since you are not going to refrain from cursing on someone else’s blog I guess I have to say it as well : Learn to fucking respect others you idiot.
Yeah, awesome!!
I don’t get it why people join these channels!!
Well, I made a fan page and a group. The fan page is called “Trike” and the group is called “The I LOVE Trike Group”. (Trike is my band/ performance art-synth-pop-eighties-disco-trash-with-tapdancing thingy). I hesitated about calling the group I “LOVE” Trike because I feared that would sound pretentious…
Needless to say, the fan page has more fans… around 1100… however, maybe if I named it something totally redundant I would have even more…
Hmm. Food for thought.
God, I love Stumbleupon
Oh, and keep in mind that now, with facebook’s new “privacy” settings, the silly things you’re a “fan” of will often be the first thing strangers see about you. Evil, ainnit.
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This was pretty funny. How do you start a fan page?
My favorite by far!
Over 1 million people are fans of “Not Being on Fire” http://ow.ly/Qt9b
Now that’s a list I can put on my stupid lists list on my blog.
I haven’t come across too many stupid fan pages, but I think that the one with pushing the crosswalk button is completely wrong. I’d love to be allowed, at least in my head, to push those buttons 1 million times. I feel like Deedee from Dexter’s Lab. I love buttons, and I bet it’s not just me who liked them (this varies: complicated, many, few, big read ones, bla bla bla) so people shouldn’t complain about that